Wednesday, November 19, 2008

#7 Hug Day

Hug day is the best holiday ever. I personal believe everyday should be hug day, but if everyday was hug day then it wouldn't be a holiday. Would it? No, so National Hug day is on Augest 15th, nothing important happens in Augest except National Hug Day. NHD for short. NHD was started by Robert Huggin' because he was really lonly and had no friends or family. So one day he went up to a random stranger and totally hugged them. When the stranger asked what that was for Robert said it was National Hug Day. From that day forward Augest 15th has been known as NHD. Now for NHD you don't have to dress up or decorate like some of those other stupid holidays. All you have to do is be yourself and hug random people on the street. It sounds dangerous and i guess it could be, but you just learn who to hug and who you stay away from. Plus on NHD everyone is happy and excited to recieve hugs. Lonly people love this holiday the most because it gives them a chance to get some hugs and some social contact. The true meaning of this holiday is to love your fellow American's and for one day all of America can come together and share in some good old fashion hugs.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

IQ Test for Parents

It seems like the parents of today just are not as smart as they used to be. Now a days parents will give their children anything so they don't have to deal with them. You know what you get when you give your children everything they want? You get bratty, snotty, spoiled rotten kids. To pervent wanna be parents from becoming parents they should have to take IQ test. Nothing to hard, but something at least. Plus beside getting spoiled, bratty kids, you also get kids who are running around with little to no supervision. With no supervision kids run around doing anything they want and getting in trouble. If parents had to take an IQ test then they could see if they were going to be good parents. At least they would have some idea and they could better themselfs before having children, or at least warn other people that they weren't going to be good parents. I think this is a really good law that should be inforced right away.